1. Place Small Child Directly on Stovetop.2. Allow Small Child to Touch Hot Lightbulb.
3. Allow Small Child to Eat Chicken Salad Directly from the Bowl Used to Prep Everyone's Dinner.
4. Allow Small Child to Dress Himself as a Hoodlum.
If you need any other parenting tips, just let me know. I'll be glad to help.
Your presenter,
Ruth W. Wright
You forgot #5: Allow child to wear sunglasses upside-down, as if it were a new fashion statement for gang members.
ReplyDeletei bet he had fun
ReplyDeletehow was the chicken salad?
Hilarious
ReplyDeleteBut his shoes match the teapot. That has got to count for something...
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